Salt My Seahorse

Definition is dependent upon usage. it can be dirty when placed inside of sexually related sentences or it can mean when someone tries to bring you down or is hating on you.

Brittney: You're such an ass
Kerry: Yeah you're so mean
Phil: Why's everyone tryin to salt my seahorse

or

Kerry: That's dirty. like salting my seahorse.

by Phil's so nice January 4, 2010

Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.

Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.

by Jarbour February 15, 2021

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

swear

When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"

by daphoneplayer September 9, 2018

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that can celebrate on January 2, 2011. A team with nothing to lose going forward in the 2010-2011 NFL season.

Seriously, any 49ers or Rams fan should be jealous; they get a second chance at the New Orleans Saints, oppirtunity that is golden for both teams.

NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A 49ERS FAN; I'M VERY JEALOUS INDEED.

Al Michaels: And the Seattle Seahawks are you 2010-2011 NFC West Champs!

by 7 and 9 January 4, 2011

swearatility

The act, process, or result of altering or modifying (either by injecting or affixing) profane language into general vocabulary in order to express and emphasize one's anger, surprise, exhilaration, or any other emotion.

instances of swearatility below include the usage of "regoddamndiculous," "absofrickinlutely," and "monotone-ass":

Sydney: "That's regoddamndiculous. Why can't she just make the macaroni salad herself!?"

Isaiah: "Nice shoes."
Heather: "Absofrickinlutely!"

Izzy: "Where's my pillow? I need to get to class now."
Airon: "Explain."
Izzy: "My professor's monotone-ass voice puts me right to sleep."

by Kevin_K May 24, 2006

sweardat

i swear that

that new track is safe blood sweardat

you lot are sick sweardat

by Young Chong November 28, 2010