by stinson2001 October 10, 2010
Get the smashing some bottles mug.Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
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When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
Get the Smashing The Keyboard mug.you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?
by bbbig May 25, 2011
Get the tongue smashing mug.When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.
by Abeck505 March 2, 2017
Get the Dick Swishing mug.Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..
"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
by aestherehxia July 18, 2019
Get the Ukulele Smashing Bandito mug.1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?
Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!
2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?
Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!
Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!
2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?
Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!
by Spruce Moose February 20, 2011
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