Sweltering Throbber

A very large venous, almost impossible to talk down erection Called Sweltering Throbber because it is hot to the touch and pulsing with pure masculinity, can only be cured by plowing Lady GaGa

"Oh man I have a such a sweltering throbber right now"
"well then talk it down"
"I can't the only way it will go down is if i plow Lady Gaga"

by Steele00001 October 21, 2009

Twat Swatter

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.

Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.

by black bill bob May 21, 2009

ball salter

When you salt your own testacles.

"Yo G-unit, 50 just salted his nuts!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

Holler-Swaller

A big orgasmic suck off of hillbilly giz complete with sticks dirt ball grease pubes left over pussy remnants from his sister and enough inbred sperm cells to impregnate a small nation with an army of wrong turn children.

My ole' lady took a holler-swaller ; up on the mountain last night.

by Lynzetta304 January 16, 2020

Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self

Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.

by BRobb May 20, 2008

Swaterhouse

It is the combination of the hip hop artist slaughterhouse and swat. The term is used mostly in basketball. When one person blocks another person's shot, the individual may yell "SWATERHOUSE"

"Damn, Jon just got rejected" -Audience member

"SWATERHOUSE!!!!!" -The player running back down the court after he rejects Jon.

by DJSTEIN April 4, 2011