jackson sweeney

fat ass cunt that thinks he loses weight

God Jackson Sweeney is fucking fat.

by Dylan Thorn November 12, 2017

sweeney

a selfish manipulting ugly ass pick me cunt who has no sense of humour what so ever and is depresso expresso and cant do anything without hating himself. he is so fat and ugly and just look slike chopped shit

"yo is that sweeney"
"yes bro he looks so chopped and fat and ugly"
"no but literally i honestly feel bad for jessica for dating him"
"i dont know what she saw in him"
"she deserves to be with a guy 10000000x hotter"
"i agree"

by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025

stiz sweeney

someone who is lazy and sits next to a guy in science that jacks off in class.

She was sitting on her ass and talking about the guy who sits next to her jacking off in class.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Sweeney

Faggot, sometimes also known as Alan.Most commonly seen with an unshaven moustache

Girl:will u shift my friend
Other girl:nah he looks like a sweeney

by Lilswantonxx June 2, 2019

chelsea sweeney

Chelsea is a very sweet girl with amazing handwriting who comforts people when they have problems but at the same time can come out as very fun and quirky girl :)

Chelsea Sweeney is a Beast

by Loveable Chicken March 19, 2019

upa sweeney

an uprising against an unfair maths teacher.

Person 1: Man, my maths teachers keeping me in all day );
Person 2: u know what they say, upa Sweeneys

by yesdabsis December 17, 2018

Sweeney

Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.

Finn has an extremely large sweeney.

by Finnbigdick June 4, 2018