A Susan is a member of the younger generation who is selfish, annoying, and all-around a terrible person. They are a Karen in training. Avoid Susans. They will one day rule PTAs and HOAs. The terror.
"God. Myat is such a Susan. They demanded a refund, but wouldn't return the package!"
"God, I know. Myat is the worst. A total Susan."
"God, I know. Myat is the worst. A total Susan."
by Genderqueerwitchbitch September 11, 2020
by gosuckmydick123 March 12, 2019
This woman is an extremist. Control freak. Clean freak. Makes mountains out of mole hills. rarely answers your calls.. Would do anything for her children. Refuses to cut the cord. Tends to cuss ALOT. Loves coffee and cigarettes. Complains of her mother's actions, yet is blinded by her own actions that sometimesss..reflect her mother's.. her laughs can cause seizures to one's ears..yet is hilarious sometimes.. judgemental and refuses to be judged. Means well. Loves hard. Allregic to things yet loves those things.. No man can handle her needs because she won't settle for anything less than expected. Amazing. Beautiful singer.. always finds a way. DONT mess with her things, friends, or family... dont knock on her door and stand there.. she aint coming to the door and Hiding behind the Blinds for a reason.. sometimes always misunderstood... strong.. independent..Fierce.. will not leave the house if not made up and showered.. Anyone who has a Susane in their life cant let her go because you love her and she loves you no matter what.
by Susigurl1 August 14, 2017
When a person goes out for a meal and eats as much food as they can stuff into their mouth but has no money to pay for their meal.
Robert ordered Filet Mignon but when the check came he pulled “The Susan” and declared that he only had a few dollars.
by Intellectual Wizard July 31, 2018
"She's susaning again, am I right fellas"
by morty May 08, 2014
Susan is the type of girl who knows how to have sex. She will tell you she’s a virgin but then she will hit you with the vacuum seal double hand twist gwak gwak combo 3000
Me: “Hello female what is your name?”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”
by Jimmy’s Bros March 21, 2019
caucasian teen with blonde hair that will always reject a boy under the name Wilson. She is tall, with shimmering blue eyes, and a splendid personality. She attends harvard and likes parties. She is witty, and plays basketball.
by odisufhoehfuhg September 17, 2019