Midnight surfer

Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.

Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.

by Source2005 October 18, 2008

Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.

I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.

by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009

light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.

You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."

by amy centre April 4, 2011

Scene surfer

Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.

A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.

by istudyripcity June 23, 2012

Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.

fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.

by garrythegrey July 12, 2016

Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.

After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.

by groady280 August 7, 2017

The Soul Surfer

The football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a Great White.

After little Bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did The Soul Surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.

by That boy Rodrick October 3, 2013