suckout

Poker term. When a frikkin idiot calls a huge bet with nothing and proceeds to catch two or more miracle cards for the win.

fish:"Wow, you had AK? When the flop came AK9 and you went all-in I was sure you were bluffing so I called with my 72. Good thing I caught running 7s for the set!"

MaxRake: GKY

by MaxRake June 7, 2005

Sucko the Clown

Know best for his utterly anticlimactic magic tricks; his not very funny jokes, and the ability to piss off just about anyone yet managing to gain applause at the end of his act. Sucko the Clown ruled the underground Vaudeville and Cabaret circuit from 1995 to 2001. Then literally vanished off the face of the earth. It was rumored that he became a Mexican Luchador by the name of Don Bobby Oso El Piaso Supremo and then later a boxer. But these are rumors.

Did you see Sucko the Clowns act last nite at La Val's Underground...it sucked.

by Unfamous clowns April 15, 2007

Suckhole

A womans mouth.

EXP: Suck referring to a womans ability to perform oral sex on a mans penis.

Cathy: Please Paul take that large thing away from my face!

Paul: Shut up, I am going to insert it into your pretty suckhole.

by DeanNJ March 23, 2007

tech suckport

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007

SUCKDOG

Stage name for the legendary Punk rock performance artist, ultradegenerate gg allin groupie, hedonistic essayist, and Rollerderby editor Lisa Carver.

Suckdog is on tour and off the wagon.

by Coz August 22, 2003

suckworth

When selling a product or service you tell the customer it has a suckworth.

Salesman:Your new car has a dual sucworth
Customer: Really, whats a suckworth
Salesman: About $20 bucks

by Michael N S June 11, 2007

Mo Suckra

A scary or badass looking woman, mostly older women/ older looking women. Can also be included as a gross looking woman.

Greg : Dude, me and Bill saw this scary ass Mo Suckra at the mall yesterday. she looked like she was going to kill someone.
Bill : Oh Yeah, I remember her
James : I wish I was there.

by DerMeister777 January 2, 2012