Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz is the most beautiful, handsome, smart, rich, strong, tall and sympathetic person you will ever meet. He is everyones bestfriend and he will help you in hard and good times. He also has bitcoin and Mcdonalds shares and is very rich. He also is the most charismatic, sweet and romantic person on the world.

Boran: Hey colin look at that guy, what do you think about him?
Colin: Wow thats such an Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus scharnitz, i would like to be friends with him.

by TheTerminator3000 April 30, 2023

scharif

Someone who is a complete dump fuck, tries to hit on girl gamers, and sucks dick at Destiny and Trials of Osiris.

Please put in some work, you are starting to look like a Scharif.

by SOU-GLEE98 May 31, 2016

scharlette

Ride or die, beauty, down chick, cooler than cool, booty

I love Scharlette

by He lives December 20, 2016

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

big head surcharge

The term used for the fee applied onto your hairdressing bill for having an unusually large head.

Because your damn head is so big and this haircut is gonna take longer than it should I must apply the $5 big head surcharge to your bill.

by badsean April 26, 2006