the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium September 16, 2011
Get the Suave Syndromemug. by Herbivore123 July 23, 2021
Get the Suavemug. Suave people love to dance and have fun. They often have no friends but they don’t care. Always make sure the save a suave
by MorganDaSpoon November 30, 2018
Get the Suavemug. Suave
A hoodrat and is a really hard one to crack but once you do he’s a big fat baby. He skates, raps and sells drugs. He will break your heart into a million pieces but still plays the victim. Cannot take responsibility for anything. Always acts like he doesn’t care about anything except making his $hmoney. Gets very shy when you look deep into his eyes. He’s always highhhh, loves 90s rap like me. Very chill almost too chill. He’s got sum big juicy lips. He’s a lil bitch coz he can’t send a message without unsending. Never says shit with his chest. Body temp is always cold. Finks he’s about that life when deep down he knows he isn’t. Massive coke head. Doesn’t like taking his shirt off during sexy time. Has every single pair of tns you can get. Bitch ass nigga all over. The end.
A hoodrat and is a really hard one to crack but once you do he’s a big fat baby. He skates, raps and sells drugs. He will break your heart into a million pieces but still plays the victim. Cannot take responsibility for anything. Always acts like he doesn’t care about anything except making his $hmoney. Gets very shy when you look deep into his eyes. He’s always highhhh, loves 90s rap like me. Very chill almost too chill. He’s got sum big juicy lips. He’s a lil bitch coz he can’t send a message without unsending. Never says shit with his chest. Body temp is always cold. Finks he’s about that life when deep down he knows he isn’t. Massive coke head. Doesn’t like taking his shirt off during sexy time. Has every single pair of tns you can get. Bitch ass nigga all over. The end.
by Shu 👽 July 23, 2022
Get the Suavemug. by Airshit July 11, 2022
Get the Suave-Bmug.