virgin stitch

During the process of giving birth, the woman's perineum may be cut to allow for an easier birth. After the baby has been delivered, the cut is stitched back up. It is rumoured that, on the male partner's request an additional stitch is made closest to the vagina to make the vagina tighter when the stitches have healed and intercourse resumes.

Hey Doc, just pop in a virgin stitch will you, or she's gonna have a hole as big as a cow's cunt

by Fixer January 2, 2008

Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.

I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches

by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015

sac-stitch

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

by Mike August 6, 2003

styched

a combination of west coast and east coast slang expressing joy. Stoked (west coast) + Psyched (east coast)= Styched.

I was hella styched when the cherpe "Believe" went off the airwaves last May, but bummed when I heard it again in Applebee's last night

by vannnnn September 26, 2009

skytch

1. to ditch, or thoroughly ignore someone by means of the webcam and instant messaging system, skype.
2. also can mean that your status is set to "online" when you are in fact away from your computer and can therefore not answer video calls or instant messages.

Bob - Hey, video call me on skype!
Joe - Okay. *Riiing. Riiiiing. Riiiing....*
*no answer*
Random onlooker: Duuude, you just got SKYTCHED.

by fourgreen May 8, 2010

stitchpunks

Characters from Shane ackers 9 movie

The stitchpunks from Shane ackers 9 are so cute!

by Sipsteain9movie December 11, 2020

stitch-counter

Stitch counter is a person at reenactments who is very serious about "historical authenticity". They typically get angry when uniforms are not perfect, or a woman is in uniform. They are harmless, but very damaging to new comers.

That unit is full of stitch-counters

by therealguyguy July 30, 2023