Ackers came from the famous incestuous event in Austria, many years ago. His father/uncle/brother thought he had "died", and said to have burned the body. However, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to England. Fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. Then they found out he was just retarded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who shit him out 3 weeks later.
"Have you seen the new retarded kid in school?"
"Yeah, he looks like Ackers."
by Kat with a C. May 6, 2008
1: An absolutely immeasurable amount.
2: Far too much to comprehend.
3: Bordering upon an infinte quantity.
Andy: Jeez.. How bleedin' hard did you hit that??

Simon: Ackers.

Andy: ohh.. Right.
by simey_seller September 6, 2007
A word used to describe a girl who is not only overweight, but also resembles a duck. The word is derived from the word Quacker.
That girl Carly is such an acker! She looks like she belongs in the pond!
by A Frail Brownie August 20, 2011
An amazing girl who is weird but a funny weird loves criminal minds, Derry girls, Hannibal and the British tv show Bad education. She loves Henry Cavill and Hugh Dancy and young Hugh Grant.
Ava Acker rocks!

Ava Acker who is she?

Super cool
by Ava Cavill March 13, 2021
A washed up small dick white fat man from Allentown, PA. He lures underage and or young women between the ages of 12-26 into his house. Either by candy, money or buying them shit because he is a pityful washed up momma's boy. Do not fall for his I wanna be friends trick. He will eventually hold something over your head or threaten you to stay in his life. Thankfully God gave him a 1 inch penis so it gives his victims time to escape before he attempts to rape them. He also hires prostitute's and brags about that, so he may alot of STDs. He also abuses his wife that lives in another country because no one can stand him longer than a day. Avoid at all costs do not engage in conversations he will try to abuse you.
Your 1 inch pinch is Scott-Acker?
by Fuk Scott-Acker January 20, 2017