Stitch

Stitch is a blend word of "Stupid" & "Bitch".

Kimberly!!! you stitch!!!

by notsmallz August 15, 2018

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stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

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This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

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Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

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Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

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