STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

stretch you out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:

Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:

Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

by EmmyTk November 23, 2020

Stretch Fu*ked

When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"

I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster

by meshshorts boners January 22, 2010

Stretch Gang

A collective of all people with uncircumcised penises

all my homies are uncut #stretch gang

by yttrii August 3, 2021

Stretch It Out

Stretch It Out is a stretching action that is needed when the level of uncomfortableness exceeds the social norm. It is an expression to show how uncomfortable you are in a particular situation.

Two couples are hanging out. Boyfriend 1 says to Girlfriend 1, "Gosh...you're so annoying. Why don't you just shut up?!?" Due to this exchange of words Boyfriend 2 and Girlfriend 2 become extremely uncomfortable. In order to alert Boyfriend 1 and Girlfriend 1 of their discomfort they begin stretching various muscles in their body...."Stretch It Out".

by Courtney, Chris, Kelsey, Cam, Corg and Biscuit June 17, 2007

stretch armstrong

the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.

I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain

by Abrash April 18, 2006

Stretch Armstrong

A person who occupies other's personal space in a rude way.

This is a direct association with the word "stretch" (reaching space not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called "Stretch Armstrong". Had the ability to stretch his limbs.

That stretch armstrong just took my place in the queue!

by Joana Dionisio February 26, 2008