ya stoop

A term used when talking to an extremely stupid person (a stoop). Usually used in a joking way to point out that someone is incorrect.

Peter: Why is dere a hole in da middle of dis cake????
Joe: It's a bunt, ya stoop!

by Liss120 March 1, 2010

Poetry Stoop

A stoop on which you sit on with another person and u magicaly have the ability to write poetry that rhymes about various surrounding people and objects.

Sitting on the Poetry Stoop Alex and Christian wrote a beautiful poem about Jack Daniels.

by C.T.P. May 14, 2006

tits stoop

Something that is beyond stupid, perhaps very stupid; irreversibly stupid.

"Man, that time my ex slapped me in the face was tits stoop!"

by tvparty April 13, 2009

Stupid Stoop

1. The occurrence of stupidity, laziness, loafing, and lack of thought

2. A place to sleep when all else fails

3. A place of interest established by the mean street posse

"Let's leave Zach at home, put Edmund in a taxi, and go to the Stupid Stoop"

"Before yall go to Utah, we should go to the Stupid Stoop"

"Why is there a fuckin bum on our stupid stoop?"

"Only on the stupid stoop would Masudur and Luka kiss each other's neck"

by and a take yo monay December 21, 2008

Poop Stoop

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

by Toe fan November 17, 2014

scoop stoop

stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon

"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"

by prokzi August 9, 2009

Chicago stoop

An act of revenge whereby an aggrieved vagabond defecates before an enemy's doorway and pours a liberal quantity of honey over the soiled threshold.

After being banned from the parish's soup kitchen, Jake purchased a jar of honey and left a sticky Chicago stoop on the church steps.

by sportpeppers September 20, 2010