Bill: "Sorry, I guess it's just too small."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."
by Nick D December 1, 2003
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The stagamer likes his games the way he likes his brain, cold and dead. Nothing new added or removed.
You'll see a lot of stagamers on steam discussions. They will always find a way to make even the best community suggestions for a game sound like a terrible idea, and nothing can convince them otherwise.
They don't care if the devs themselves add in any features, but they love to find flaws with suggestions from the players.
Most of them are narcissistic and/or toxic.
If you have a cool idea for a game being developed and want to talk about it with other players, be ready for a stagamer to pop up. They WILL be there to ruin your idea.
It doesn't matter how much you try to adjust youe suggestion to fit their criticism. They will always think your idea is trash. There is nothing you can do.
The stagamer likes his games the way he likes his brain, cold and dead. Nothing new added or removed.
You'll see a lot of stagamers on steam discussions. They will always find a way to make even the best community suggestions for a game sound like a terrible idea, and nothing can convince them otherwise.
They don't care if the devs themselves add in any features, but they love to find flaws with suggestions from the players.
Most of them are narcissistic and/or toxic.
If you have a cool idea for a game being developed and want to talk about it with other players, be ready for a stagamer to pop up. They WILL be there to ruin your idea.
It doesn't matter how much you try to adjust youe suggestion to fit their criticism. They will always think your idea is trash. There is nothing you can do.
*On steam discussions for a small indie game*
Gamer: "I think it would be neat if you added in a shotgun into this game! It would help it grow and attract more players!"
Stagamer: "No! Shotguns are TERRIBLE and ruin the game!"
Gamer: "Oh, well I also thought perhaps an ak47 could be added i-"
Stagamer: "NO. It's way too powerful!"
Gamer: "But I haven't even said what stats this stuff will have ye-"
Stagamer: "NO. YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE. THIS GAME IS PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS AND SHOULD NEVER BE CHANGED."
*1 Week later...*
*Developer ads in shorgun and ak47*
Stagamer: "Wow! Great idea! This game sucked beforehand!"
Gamer: "I think it would be neat if you added in a shotgun into this game! It would help it grow and attract more players!"
Stagamer: "No! Shotguns are TERRIBLE and ruin the game!"
Gamer: "Oh, well I also thought perhaps an ak47 could be added i-"
Stagamer: "NO. It's way too powerful!"
Gamer: "But I haven't even said what stats this stuff will have ye-"
Stagamer: "NO. YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE. THIS GAME IS PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS AND SHOULD NEVER BE CHANGED."
*1 Week later...*
*Developer ads in shorgun and ak47*
Stagamer: "Wow! Great idea! This game sucked beforehand!"
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{vik-tuh-ree stohg}
(noun)
1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.
The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.
A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.
when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.
also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.
Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
(noun)
1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.
The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.
A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.
when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.
also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.
Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
by commandant pickles June 14, 2011
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ColtoN Stogdill
by codfreakkk February 13, 2009
Get the Stogdill mug.Slang term for cigarette. Probably coined by kids from Santa Barbara,CA most likely from UCSB. Since the smoking of tobacco is often not very well seen by american society, stoag has become a cool way to name the little tobacco rollings hiding their real nature. The term has spread also among exchange students in the netherlands, thanks to the presence of a remarkable number of californian students attending dutch universities, becoming the number one word used instead of cigarette.
by Manu227 April 22, 2009
Get the stoag mug.The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
by Boon September 8, 2004
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