Nip stache

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.

Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache

by nipstachecashstash January 14, 2017

Southern Stache

When a lady rides a man's face while sipping on an ice-cold sweet tea.

Last night my wife Billie gave me a Southern Stache and I'm wearing it well.

by southern_stache_4_lyfe January 29, 2020

molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.

The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

trash stache

when 12 y/o boys start to grow their "mustaches" and think they are cool for not shaving them.

"the 12 y/o think he is the shit for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood."

by ethanissoawesome October 27, 2008

Sochnose

a stupid, idiotic spack with no regard for anything.
Sochnose is mainly used as an insult (see below)
it is derived from the word Soch (made up word, used to replace the word sock) and nose (sniffing device implanted on the face)
The word 'Soch' can also be used on its own as an insult, and replaces the overused 'Fuck' quite nicely. (see below)

"iain, you fucking Sochnose! stop ass-raping me!"
"OH SOCH! OLIE YOU SOCHING SOCH! IM GONNA SOCHING WELL SOCH YOU UP!!"

by Ben the almighty January 28, 2006

stoner 'stache

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.

That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.

by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010

sotcher

One who, because of an obsessive compulsive disorder, fears the sound of his urine being heard by others. The result: he urinates with his dick in the toilet water.

Johnny's a sotcher, he hates it when people hear him pee.

by Landon Buckingham August 8, 2007