stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

Stimulus package

When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.

To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.

To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.

This has been said around at my job recently.

"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."

OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."

by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009

finger stimulatitus

where the fingers are stuck in a given position after constant "physical stimulation"

Lisa you cant play guitar hero on expert because your middle and ring finger are stuck together due to finger stimulatitus

by TAJD June 23, 2010

Economic Stimulator

One who goes to rich people and ganks their belongings in order to help get the economy back on its feet. Also resells expensive merchndise at a discount.

With the economy the way it is, people need to start spending money. Therefore, the Professional Economic Stimulator will goto areas where peole have the most money to spend and remove valuable things, destroy property in order to gain access to valuable things, and take money in order to get them out in the economy spending money to help this country.

by SmurfDaddy January 24, 2004

Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan

A radical plan to stimulate our economy that has been rumored to go into effect next year. This plan legalizes weed for one day (4/20) and allows only certain stores to sell whatever kind of food cooked with marijuana they desire. It is a proven fact that pot smokers are on the rise, especially with rappers such as Lil' Wayne who idolize pot smoking. This plan could make for one of America's most profitable days of the year, perhaps even surpassing Christmas!

The Stair Case Kids were just chillin (obviously on the staircase) and they realized that Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan could stimulate the economy and their minds at the same time!

by StairCaseKids April 26, 2009

Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan

noun: One of many of Savior Obamas many dumb fuck ideas. then again going to a druggy liberal college makes drugs seem good. we really are fucked til 2012, if he hasnt appointed himself dictator by then

Stoner: "You hear about Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan?"

Bill : "Yeah, what a dumb shit idea. just goes to show what a fucking moron druggy President we have. Lets all just "hope" that this will change in 2012

by hiphopanonymousanonymous December 12, 2009

stimulitis

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

by lovekraft August 24, 2009