Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 31, 2021

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 28, 2023

Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

by deadpool408 April 15, 2014

Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO March 30, 2012

Stat woman

A woman that date men based on their job and especially their bank account to compensate for their failing retail career. A stat woman trademark is bragging about other woman about how successful their husband/boyfriend are and how they are geniuses for seducing them. Unlike a gold digger, a stat woman actually want to have a serious relationship but as soon as their partners started failing they will be the first one to jump the ship.

men 1 : Hey what you think about that girl.
men 2 : Omg no she is a stat woman, you need to be at least an engineer to date her.
men 1 : Jesus Christ no I hate those people.

by the one who spout the truth September 15, 2021

Stat Boosting

Filling a lobby with your friends/alts in an online game and forcing them to let you win.

Bro how did you get all those wins?

Stat Boosting.

by Da_ZCT January 11, 2022