Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

Stat boostin

Dudes who lie about what they did in life but ain't really about what they talkin about

Timmoe: back in my day, when I was 22 and in the club, women called me Jesus

JB: Get yo stat boostin ass on wit da bullshit, lil larry lies a lot

by JJB23 September 28, 2013

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 27, 2023

Stat Boosting

Filling a lobby with your friends/alts in an online game and forcing them to let you win.

Bro how did you get all those wins?

Stat Boosting.

by Da_ZCT January 11, 2022

Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009