knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

Tatt-Stat

The number of tattoos that one has on their body.

"Time to hit up the tattoo parlor man. I have to up the number of my Tatt-Stat."

by wiscoflorida February 26, 2015

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

dump stat

A stat that gets sacrificed for gain in other areas. Used in role playing games generically.

Strippers - what happens when god uses int as his dump stat.

by sdaadas May 4, 2008

beach stat

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

by Matthew Ryan Zimmer January 20, 2009

A-stat

By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.

to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"

by mc-muffintop September 9, 2009

knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009