stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006

skappleton

The midwest's longest running annual ska festival. It takes place every year on a Saturday in May. It originally took place at Lawrence University in Appleton (hence the name), but has since been moved to Tanners Bar in Kimberly ( a neighboring town). It includes ska bands from all over the midwest, with many coming from Wisconsin. In 2009, for the first time, there was also a Skappleton held in Minnesota the Sunday after the one in Appleton. It is 12 hours of amazing, ska-filled fun!

-Why can't you walk?
-I was at skappleton yesterday, and skanked my ass off!

by appletonrudegirl July 17, 2009

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

super snapple

Super Snapple (n.)- Adding alcohol, usually vodka, to a bottle of Snapple in order to conceal its contents.

Also: A popular drink to relieve the daily stresses of being white.

After stealing his parents' bottle of Tanqueray, Garrett made a Super Snapple to help him get through his morning classes.

by LL's Crew June 30, 2006

stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

by cleveland indians October 23, 2008

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

stample

Stample is a descriptive, almost onomatopoeic, word to describe the act of being trampled on in a stampede. Usually by a herd of elephants, bison, or water buffalo.

This word comes in handy whilst on safari, or at your local rodeo when describing accidentally falling in to the steer corrall after a few drinks.

"Struth, I was almost stampled by a heard of elephants."

by Melanie Carlson January 28, 2006