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yewliam willoong shakesding

The current CEO of earth, he took became CEO at 1564 when God was fired from the position. He is the founder of English and has contributed to English as a language greatly despite being illiterate. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoy shaking his dong.
Hail Yewliam Willoong Shakesding the CEO of the planet and he who blessed us with this language!
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storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.
This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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statesism

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.
by JustinBG February 17, 2015
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motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.
"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane
by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006
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Barrowman! *shakes fist*

a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.

The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*
by Lord iEvil January 10, 2010
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United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.
Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.
by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009
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Shakespear

by Nick March 26, 2005
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