3rd Stage Feminism

Some bullshit made up by some stupid women who think that equal rights is making men have none. Pretty much a Nazi but instead of hating Jews its men! They come in different shapes and sizes but usually fat pigs. Even though they keep trying and have been doing it for years still can't get the facts right. Make up some bullshit about a wage gap and fake rape culture.

3rd Stage Feminism

by Lil Nazi April 23, 2019

Choke On The Main Stage

When one is unable to perform a task or function properly due to stress or being nervous; choking, but on a much greater scale with higher stakes at hand.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened when you were talking to that girl? You just froze up.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. When it comes to talking to girls, I just choke on the main stage.

by MDog632 July 19, 2016

late-stage capitalism

We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the booming crypto mining industry can be seen as one of the many aspects of late-stage capitalism. There is no single way to define late-stage capitalism, as the effects are most often seen on a micro scale and the scope is very broad as a result of the plethora of industries.

Some of the various examples of late-stage capitalism could include, but are not limited to: profiting off of your attractive physique, selling your personal data, selling your poop, dropshipping, house flipping, game companies making every single game pay-to-win, news corporations putting paywalls on their news sites, smartphone companies removing the headphone jack to save money, paying people to say positive affirmations, etc etc.

Essentially, it is capitalism but 10x more savage.

Thanks to the diverse range of markets, Jane was able to profit immensely from selling her bathwater, her used underwear, her poop, her sweat, her private browsing data, how many miles she walked, her emotions, her voice, and even her hair. Likewise, capitalists continue to venture into turning the most ordinary things into profitable commodities, while companies have lowered their standards to cut corners in every way possible to save money. This is late-stage capitalism in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2021

Stage Mom

Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.

That crazy stage mom needs to give it up, her daughter is ugly as hell.

by ShannonRenee May 17, 2006

stagefright

an embarassing disease afflicting males who are unable to urinate in public places, especially when there are others present.

johnny regularly pisses in cubicles because he has stagefright and can't face the urinals

by craigy. May 22, 2009

awkward stage

usually between sometime in middle school to high school (or if you're SUPER unlucky, college, whereas then you might just be an awkward person at that point) where you do socially unacceptable things and don't realize how unacceptable they are until you look back many years later and realize how nerdy/socially unacceptable/odd you were. symptoms include: public displays of white girls trying to act ghetto and shopping at wet seal and males with an uncanny obsession with a card/video game with fictional characters

Jenny: "Oh god, remember when Carrie dressed really ugly for that slutty sophomore Halloween party?"
Carrie: "Shut up Jenny. that was my awkward stage!"

by Hector Little D December 13, 2012

staggers and jags

Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.

1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.

by bluegrassfan December 23, 2004