An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
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A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.
Alice in Chains > Nirvana
Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain
Alice in Chains > Nirvana
Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain
Person 1: Man, turn that stuff up, time for some AiC!
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.
by BOFH December 30, 2005
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This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.
This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.
-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"
by The Luke Man August 25, 2009
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Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005
Get the Stapler mug.When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.
"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."
by cranberryzero November 2, 2007
Get the Stale onion mug.when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.
person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"
person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
by dannyhang December 21, 2013
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