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st. john’s

Bunch of outcasts, likely got bullied or got kicked out. Shittiest school for people who can’t afford PrOpEr private education. Girls are all ugly as fuck and the boys are prepubescent
‘he looks like a proper goon’
‘must be a st. john’s school boy
by uccers May 1, 2019
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Kaitlyn St John

Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave
Hey is that Kaitlyn St John

Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends
by Ayyyyhabwidbfie did d February 4, 2019
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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018
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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
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St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 23, 2024
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Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.
Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think
by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021
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st John's boy

Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.
This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.
by Stow_e March 12, 2021
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