Squiffing

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.

by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022

squiffy

incredibly, unreasonably drunk

oh god, he/she's gone squiffy

by whiteravn2 February 8, 2022

squaff

Getting squished so hard that you fart/shart

Person 1: Come here for a hug
Person 2: *pants have been filled*
Person 1: Hmmm what's that smell
Person 2: you just made me squaff

by Maplesyrup~ July 30, 2022

Squifficated

Happily drunk, sozzled, inebriated

I don't know about you but I'm totally squifficated.

by Webchat March 30, 2023

squaffified

Scared shitless for your life

Did you see Andrew? He pulled a gun out in class, I was squaffified!

by DurtGurt1 May 30, 2023

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Squiffy

Weird in the head before the weird relm

Shes a bit squiffy her

by Gazcoates88 March 19, 2026