stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

by finx July 14, 2007

stumpy vig

a real cheeky cunt

aw you stumpy vig

by the real stumpy June 16, 2017

senorita stumpy

A girl with short(stumpy) legs who looks or is Mexican, and is a master at giving head.

guy one: "Hey did you hang with senorita stumpy last night?"

guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"

by Laura aka senorita stumpy and grace. June 15, 2008

stumpy sienna

the sexiest mother fucker on god's green earth

well, you know what they say about stumpy sienna!

by slimylittlesucker April 28, 2021

Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

by Associate May 5, 2004

stumpy

What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.

How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!

by Droppa September 3, 2005

sumpy dump

The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.

Dude why did you buy that nasty ass whiskey, I had such a bad sumpy dump!

by justinjoshkelly October 31, 2007