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Squawking Seagull

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
The squawking seagull does not need an example.
by C Dogg October 29, 2007
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Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.
What humpday? It's the squeakend!
by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010
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Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag
by thotpenguin May 2, 2018
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Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007
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squeazin

The unusual phyisical and mental sensation one feels after taking dirty acid, and can really be expressed with no other word.
Man this fuckin acid sucks. Now we'll be "squeazin" for hours. I'm not even seeing good tracers.
by aaron doyle February 14, 2008
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sneaking snuggles

To touch someone you love in public without others knowing what you are doing. "Incidentally, accidentally" brush them bringing instant smiles and reassuring them you love them.
You can't actually touch or snuggle in public (might not be appropriate), so you"happen" to brush your hand so it touches your "snuggle bear". No one else has a clue, but you 2 know you were just "sneaking snuggles".
by mommasnugglebug May 1, 2011
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Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
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