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Mr. Squeakers

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers
by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021
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Squeaker

A squeaker is an annoying Fortnite kid who thinks he is super cool because he's playing a game for teens. He/she says a cuss word in every sentence to make everyone think he is cool.
Squeaker: HeY gUyS mY mOm JuSt BogHt Me VbUcKs WhAt SkIn ShOuLd I fUcCiNg gEt
by Gorge Da Firs February 14, 2023
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Jersey Squeaker

When riding a girl doggy style, just before you cum, poke her sides with your fingers just above her hips. She will jerk and let out a squeak as you fill her full of goo.
Aww man I was riding this girl so hard last night and decided to try a Jersey Squeaker, you could hear that noise from the shore
by Tofi85 April 7, 2021
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Squeakers

A sex-obsessed girlfriend who wants nothing but your cock in her mouth and a mouthful of cum.
Chad: Chelsea is totally squeakers, man!
-Karl: *Pikachu face* No way! You're so lucky.
Chad: 8-) I know.
*Outro music
by logsmith October 19, 2022
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Squeaker

You are such a squeaker.
by MelonMCOfficial July 19, 2018
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Squeaker prepper

When someone preps to face squeakers head on in a game.
Squeaker prepper: I just wrote down a list of insults in case any squeakers join and I can scare them away
by Idefinethingsurbanly December 17, 2015
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Squeaker

That one kid that is constantly screaming in your ear and calls a pump a tactical. You do all the work and he/she gets no kills but still ends up being angry. He screams when he’s meddling and gets shot at. Also can’t build a 1 by 1 to save his/her life. Typically young of age, loud high pitched bird like voice.
Kid 1: You play with Ethan today?
Kid 2: No dude Ethan is such a squeaker. He looks like a rat with a bad spray tan.
by OmgThesePeopleReallyBeSweating February 13, 2020
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