squash

"Squanderable Cash"

1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"

2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"

by wasterpaster June 16, 2010

hubbard squash

when a woman has wrinkly titties.

did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.

by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 29, 2009

Tough Squash

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.

Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash

by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010

squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

by Timmy M. May 22, 2008

Squapple

A squapple is a apple with a squirrel tail and head.

I saw a squapple in the tree.

by IAmASquapple June 4, 2014

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008