c squared

a person obsessed with math and math related things. especially the pythagorean theorem.

i bet he jacks off to math. a^2 + b^2 = c squared!!!

by C^2 May 7, 2008

a squared plus b squared equals c squared

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).

Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!

by chochang October 27, 2011

E squared

when somebody has everything except (EE) sex i.e blow job, fingering, eatten out

James: melissa how was your night?
Melissa: well he fingered me, ate me out, and i gave him a blow job
James: oh so you had an E squared?
Melissa: What the F?

by xchadx xbrox xchillx March 25, 2008

piece of cake squared

When obtaining a cake is very easy

“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”

by cake guy October 22, 2010

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Scaredphobia

Where you are scared to be scared most dear devils have this phobia, most commonly found in emo boys, emo girls, baddies and dear devils. If you have this phobia you hide it because you don’t want anyone too know that you’re scared. An exemple is:

Person 1: *gulp*
Person 2: are you scared?
Person 1: n-n-no you know i’m not scared of anything

Person 2: okay
*at person 1’s house*
Person 1: what is scaredphobia

Person 1: I-I-I-I have scaredphobia…..

by Llama Queen August 17, 2021

We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before

Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point

by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010