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Purple Headed Custard Spitter

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter
by BigVern December 8, 2010
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pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.
So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"
by Freakyduet June 11, 2006
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sluttery

The act of being a slut.
by ix December 23, 2004
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scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.
I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.
by Blood January 7, 2005
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sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::
by David Goreman July 11, 2004
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spluttering

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way
"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."
by hayden595 March 1, 2008
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Second Spitter

When you misplace the spitter. Sometimes used in association with former New York Mets players.
Jerry: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me:

According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop hisbaseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh... That is one magic luggie.
Newman: Well, that's the way it happened.
Jerry: What happened to your head when you got hit?
Kramer: Well... Uh, well my head went back and to the left
Jerry: Again
Kramer: Back and to the left
Jerry: Back and to the left, Back and to the left
Elaine: So, what are you saying?
Jerry: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind - that there had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed, that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
by E i R a I m C November 4, 2010
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