slumpwank

A lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.

Julie: That sloth pushed in front of me and stole my place in the line just then and he refuses to move.
Russell: Which one is he?
Julie: The tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he's really cool.
Russell: What a slumpwank.

by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009

Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin tunes (usually high) and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009

scumpipe

n. a hotdog, usually sold by a street vendor

I was so drunk last night I had a scumpipe after the show and now I feel awful.

by ctrlU August 14, 2012

Skumpt

When you get your head caved in by the kettle crew on cod

“We just SKUMPT them kids”

by Ellis ditchburn June 13, 2020

Shumpin'

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

let's pump it up!

A line from the song Why Not? by LOONA

Woah woah woah woah woah.. let's pump it up!

by JoggingPork23 April 19, 2021

jumpin and scumpin

A phrase to define someone who jumps around every where while at playing a video game. Origin may or may not com from pro call of duty play scump. Players who jump and scump usually use the best weapons and don’t talk to any girl except their mom.

Friend 1:This fucker is jumping around every corner!
Friend 2: I know that mans just jumpin and scumpin

by Fockin a dude May 10, 2020