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slutzer

"It's a term of derision from the Celtic, denoting someone who's unusually fond of animals."
Barney Miller S5 ep5 11:40-11:54
A derogatory term for farmers or zoos from old English (allegedly).
"I must have opened the content guidelines a dozen times while thinking of what to write for the word 'slutzer'."

"(I hope the TV show didn't make up the word slutzer, I can't find it anywhere else)"
by vintageshnapps February 11, 2025
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Slutzy Mutzy

A grifter that seeks empathy from others by fabricating stories or fundraisers in order to swindle funds from others. A malingering man with no morals or usable skills.
Person 1: Bad things keep happening to Tommy.
Person 2: Yeah right! He's a Slutzy Mutzy that lives in his mom's basement rent free. He only appears to be genuinely suffering to get money.
by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025
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Splutchee

When a person refuses to swallow a man’s cum, so you he pulls out at the last moment, blows the load on persons forehead and watches it drip off their nose.
Lily wanted to a spit the baby batter out, unfortunately Derek pull out and blew on her forehead, she Therefore experiences a Splutchee.
by Bin rat November 13, 2025
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stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.
Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Gatling Spletzer

a really forbidden name that shouldn't be used AT ALL.
Someone: Bro why does Gatling Spletzer keep annoying us???? xD
by A Random Octoling November 25, 2021
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agent.splatzz

Agent.splatzz is a slay queen pussy boss who has a hyper fixation towards splatoon. It’s favourite food is Kinder Buenos, Pot Noodle, and your mom. If you don’t follow them on TikTok Millie Bobby Brown will come to your house and kill u on 27 March 5:03am.
Agent.splatzz ate
by LGBTQIA COMMUNITY June 7, 2022
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Logan Splatz

He’s just a little boy who does little boy things who has little boy features. He’s very handsome, rich and loves to absolutely FUCK BITCHES!!
Hahah!!! I love Logan Splatz!!

Larry: Yeah he piped my sister!!

Bob: Same!!

Jim: SAME!!
by Hello(xx)? April 30, 2024
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