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splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad
i got a splinter in my ass
by eastgod November 29, 2018
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splinter cell

the only game that uses more night vision than paris hillton.
splinter cell uses alot of night vision. paris hilton likes to make sex tapes. with night vision.
by placebox December 30, 2007
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spluttering

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way
"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."
by hayden595 March 1, 2008
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slunt

a person who is a slut and a cunt at the same time (usually used when you don't feel rude enough to call someone a straight cunt, it just sounds nicer!)
That girl is acting like such a dirty slunt.
by fish24 May 18, 2009
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Whore Slunt Cunt Bitch

someone who is a whore (one who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for money) a slunt, (someone who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for money and fun), a cunt, ( a mega bitch) and a bitch (a normal bitch). This combination only occurs under the most inebriated of circumstances.
Dave: Oh my god, he was calling Rebecca a whore slunt cunt bitch last night!

Isabella: Yeah, well she deserved it!
by rectal fun April 25, 2010
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splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"
Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.
by J-kwon November 6, 2004
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splinterhead

One who runs games in a traveling carnival.
Although often included under the umbrella terms “carny” and “carnie”, splinterheads consider themselves to be of a different ilk, completely separate from sideshow performers and ride operators, whom they consider to be freaks and simpletons, respectively.
Some splinterheads employ morally questionable tactics to draw people to their games, keep them playing, and insure that they lose–firmly establishing the stereotype of the skulduggerous splinterhead.
Indeed, it is from splinterheads where we get the term “mark”, one who is targeted as a dupe in some scheme: back in the day, after a splinterhead had identified a gullible carnivalgoer, he/she might discreetly pat this person’s back with chalk, leaving the unsuspecting individual easily recognizable to all splinterheads.
“Splinterheads don't have the luxury of sitting around in ticket booths or pushing buttons all day. You know, we really have to work for our money. We have to pick our marks in the crowd, and we have to take those suckers for all they’re worth, or we don't make a cent. You know, it is really hard work.” –Galaxy
from the film, Splinterheads (2009)
by chain toker March 14, 2009
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