The act of smoking a lot of marijuana then having anal sex with your partner so recently to smoking the marijuana that when you finish your eyes flash over with the Bob Marley colors
red,yellow, and green
red,yellow, and green
Tim: i was totally Shloshing my girl yesterday.
Jake: oh yeah.
Jake: how was it?
Tim: it felt amazing and when i saw the colors it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen in my life.
Jake: oh yeah.
Jake: how was it?
Tim: it felt amazing and when i saw the colors it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen in my life.
by Skully Walrus May 17, 2011
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Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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Get the squishing your gummies mug.Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.
Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”
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Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.
by bauhauser December 3, 2010
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