Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020

Tip Sipping

When a guy has the incredible flexibility to suck his own dick, only a true legend can master the art of tip sipping

Guy 1: bro I wish I could be getting a blow job right now
Guy 2: wtf why don't you just start tip sipping
Guy1: are u joking only legends can do that shit

by Ilivforoddfuture April 25, 2013

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

Ass slapping April

ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN

Ass slapping April the best month of the year

by Shag you November 26, 2020

The Sink Could Be Shipping

from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers

Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)

by katarashii August 3, 2021

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008