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Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.
Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.
by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006
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Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day
That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out
by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015
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master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.
master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.
by Ratfro September 16, 2007
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The Master Splinter

Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.

To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.

The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
by Thaddeus_Jones March 1, 2010
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The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!
Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?
by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018
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banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick
Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter
by lolghostu August 24, 2016
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Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.
I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.
by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017
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