splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."

by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008

Spinky

Really Good

I am spinky

by Joe April 9, 2003

Spinky

Any Calico cat with a high level of intelligence.

Whao, did you see that spinky jump that fence?

by Chezdoubz September 9, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016

sprinky

adjective/verb/adverb
when a person is overly giddy or annoying; positively attractive; when someone is having more fun with something than they should; being sprightly funky; bothersome; sorta like a prick; when someone is overly aggressive.

After Maddie had all the sugar, she becamr sprinky, in the fact that she was being annoying as hell .

by Sprinky May 4, 2018

spinky

a word combining the terms spoopy and kinky

that ethan guy over there is spinky

by bigiest_spinky May 20, 2018