splank

a penis being slammed

ooo the book splanked me!

by fat man tony December 28, 2005

slink

People that live in caravans on the back field, discarded land, tax free, they are all scrubbers and rob clothes of washing lines. This breed usually look scruffy and talk in a language impossible to understand.

Hey, check out that scruffy slink, the fuckin gypo.

by Joni Evans April 5, 2005

spink

The visual attribute of "hot" pink; a light shade of red having an engagingly stimulating effect - i.e. one that is playfully sexy.

A provocative, frolicky color; any shade of pink characterized by a piquant sensation of "heat."

by a friend of Appiy's November 24, 2003

Spink

A person of a mixed chinese/mexican decent. basically a spik + a chink.

Caution: this is a derogatory term and could spread vibrations of hate.

you have the beautiful face of a spink.

shutup you spink!

that spink wouldn't leave me alone.

by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008

splank fiesta

a party in which a group of people gather up together, eat very spicy foods and start shitting blood on each other. very messy and disgusting. most people that like to do it are TURKS AND AZERIS

the TURK AND AZERI went to the bathroom and started to splank shit and blood.

by ARMENIANS WILL FUCK UP THE TURKS AND AZERIS November 15, 2004

shlink

1) A shitty URL link. A URL link that takes you nowhere are somewhere you did not want to go.

I followed a link from Google News to Informationweek.com but it didn't take me to the article. It took me to the root of their page so I had to hunt down the article again. Then their javascript prevented my back button from returning to Google. I had to mash it to escape their page. It was fucking shlink.

by iateyourcat February 4, 2012

Slink

a tall, beautiful person.
Able to mac whoever they choose.

Beyonce is such a slink

by almacmiv May 5, 2009