spiderman

This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...

by Squeed March 7, 2005

spiderman

When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.

Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.

by Phantom Shaver February 12, 2009

spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film

Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

spiderman a ho

When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, creates the web shooting hand sign as spiderman does, and in the process, "shooting the web" at your ho causing her to be in a "sticky" situation.

Man, I want to spiderman a ho so bad right now...

by McBiz DaShiz January 9, 2008

spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.

I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.

by Alex January 18, 2004

Spiderman

A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)

"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about!"

by Jammin' Jeff April 19, 2007

spiderman that ho

While your bangin dat ho from behind, pull out, nut in your hand, tap her shoulder and toss that sh*t in her face... "How you like that MJ?"

-werd

I decided to spiderman that ho last night, and I haven't heard from her since.

by A n F February 22, 2008