speedo

mans bathing suit where his cockhead sticks out

its easy to see whos got a thick cut cock when men are wearing speedos

by 8 inches January 18, 2004

Speedos

What you wear for swimming and being sexy.

You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now

by cooldudesixtyfour January 17, 2018

reverse speedo

When a man start shaving his pubic hair and then continues to expand the shaved area until it looks like a pair of speedos of no hair.

I walked out of the bathroom with what looked like a reverse Speedo. I had become so caught up in the clean-up effort that I had totally forsaken any attempt to blend. Each swath removed led to another that seemingly needed to go. The end result was a totally unnatural ruler-straight line of hair running across my waist about two inches below my belly button and oddly smooth upper thighs.

by A truly random unused name August 13, 2010

Whoa Speedo

when things get alittle bit too fierce

GUy: i want to fuck you
Girl: whoa speedo, your old enougn to be my grandpa. slow it down

by Seriah December 11, 2006

speedon't

A Speedo worn by someone who shouldn't be wearing one.

Eww, look at that old flabby guy in his Speedon't!

by NLP May 26, 2008

speedhump

When you're driving and you see speedhumps you go 'ohh damn. not again!' and they really annoy you. Same with a speedhump person.

See pothole

Dman, here comes Scotty, that major speedhump, I hope he doesn't try to speak to us!

by stub004 November 6, 2004

speedom

slang for mix of the right to have the freedom of speech. like if ur arguing with ur parents and theyre annoying the shit out of you then say this.

“holy shit mom give me some speedom”

“speedom duh its the first amendment”

by exxr August 23, 2018