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Specifics

The belief in the Law of "Specifics"
Basically it is like Murphy's law: If it can go wrong, it will.
Specifically because you want this to happen, the God of specifics will make the complete opposite to happen.
You are waiting for your bus which is never late. Never has been. But this time you left your wallet back at the house, you decide to get it and when you do, you find you have 6 minutes till the bus comes. As you walk back to the bus stop you see your bus leaving. Specifically because the one time you get your wallet and expect the bus to come on time, it doesn't. This is the law of specifics
by poh-2805 June 27, 2008
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Specifivaly

When used in a sentence, the one using it is a dumbass.
What if he asked specifivaly.
by Steven February 12, 2005
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Specificize

When you say something specific. Or you are asking someone to define something more clearly or specificly. :) This word was created by the one and only Lauren MCQUEEN!
Will you please specificize that for me teach?
by haimynameislauren June 4, 2009
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specifiction

When the product manual and the actual product behavior are miss-matched. Commonly found in software, but can apply to any product, particularly those that need to be assembled.
I tried my best to install the "Widget Accelerator" application, but could not get it to work until I performed the 'optional' install which was required. The box had the biggest specifiction of all: "easy one step install".

The playground equipment i built had the vaguest of instructions about 50% of what needed to be done was not shown or documented in the specifiction.
by daarkaword June 9, 2009
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specifiction

A detailed description of the design and materials used to make something except that most of what it says is bogus. Commonly seen on eBay listings, shoddy third-party Amazon sellers, and Etsy.
After ordering the item from that retailer in China and waiting almost 4 weeks for it to show up, I realized that I had been tricked by the specifiction into thinking that it would actually fit. It didn't.
by illusoryweasel March 16, 2016
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SpecificDICK

Whereas GenericDICK is a penis wielded by any man EXCEPT the man you are sexually interested in or with whom you are sharing pleasure. SpecifcDICK is the penis you LOVE, crave and WANT: on you, in you & with which you, as a woman, are totally obsessed. This PARTICULAR (or specific) penis, (regardless of size, girth or hue) is without question, the most-beautiful-in-the-world in your opinion, such that the mere THOUGHT of it makes your MouthLiterallyWATER & you MINDgHasm in anticipatory LUST.
GenericDICK disinterests me, but, ohhh, SpecificDICK, I want THAT all the fucking time.
by D'Indigo R'Esque December 15, 2016
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specificated

You can sometimes be very specificated.
by brittanylocker February 27, 2018
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