Spatchcock

To be so thoroughly intoxicated that one is effectively obliterated—experiencing memory loss, impaired judgment, and conspicuously foolish behavior.

Usage: Often used jokingly or self-deprecatingly to describe an extreme loss of composure due to alcohol.

After the party, Will admitted he was completely spatchcocked and spent the next day apologizing.

by Tarantula08 December 31, 2025

Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025