Spasm

A surprise orgasm !

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising

by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020

Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance

Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!

by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

Word spasm

When you can not speak normally, stuttering over your words

You were having a word spasm over there when you Were talking to your crush

by music addiction October 26, 2015

Emotion spasm

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015

Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018