EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

by fishsniffer March 16, 2011

Ejaculeptic

Noun. An individual who has ejaculepsy. (See Ejaculepsy)

My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.

by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

ejaculection

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.

Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.

by euphemismo November 23, 2011

epauleptic

With reference to, or featuring, epaulettes.

Longing for the glorious look of bygone hussars the city people went positively spastic when epauleptic jackets hit the malls, losing the only battle they would ever have to fight, the one for self control.

by MrSpidermango February 13, 2013