Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

spankervision

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.

Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

Spankerella

A Disney themed porn that was taken down by disney.

Porn hubber #1: Hey man! Did you hear what happened to spankerella?.

Porn hubber #2: yeah man! Disney took it down. Now what am I gonna do with my Cinderella flashlight?.

by Thatpunk626 May 2, 2017

spankmeharder

A player in a online game that’s just wanting some fun with a little pain

Oooh yeah spankmeharder loves the dom roles!

by Devldog January 16, 2018

Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

#spanker

"That's a spanker of an idea!"

by xxDodgeXX June 22, 2018

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Spanker

Also referred to as SPNKR, this term is used to define something that transcends the rank of "banger" and one ups the phrase "this slaps"

"Macintosh Plus is an absolute spanker of a song

by hingedurethra February 10, 2020