Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

by Willey P September 20, 2007

spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy

"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!

by TammyS December 9, 2008

Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 27, 2018

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

by The Pillager November 5, 2005

Spank Tank

The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.

Jordan, did you see those girls making out? Bet you'll add that one to the spank tank.

by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

spank shack

a port-a-potty, most commonly known among u.s. troops. it A place to masturbate usually trying to pretend to take a dump or before or after taking a dump.

Damn, I think big sarge jizzed all over this spank shack, i'll use the next one.

by rakkaranger January 15, 2007

spank bankable

To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.

Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40's they are all spank bankable.

by Rnw124 January 11, 2008