tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

Fidget Spinner

AIDS

"I fucked a dude's asshole and now I have Fidget Spinner and am probably gonna die."

by Platipi June 3, 2017

Spinner

A tiny little girl that can spin around on your dong.

I want to get that spinner in my bed and put her to work.

by Geoff Samet April 11, 2004

fidget spinner

A spinning toy that AUTISTIC children play with.I have 21 one of them.

Little timmy you autistic fuck stop playing with your fidget spinner

by RobloxExploitPro December 2, 2018

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Alabama Fidget Spinner

when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.

me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018

fidget spinner

a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien

person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"

by a kind of cool doughnut May 18, 2017