The name of the main barn owl of the book series Guardians or Ga'hoole.
Fell out of a tree when he was a baby.
Taken to hell
Learned to fly and found friends
Went on a journey to this tree
Lived happily ever after fighting war with his brother
Had sex with his owl wife and had three kids
Died.
Fell out of a tree when he was a baby.
Taken to hell
Learned to fly and found friends
Went on a journey to this tree
Lived happily ever after fighting war with his brother
Had sex with his owl wife and had three kids
Died.
by cheerfulowl<3emomonkey July 1, 2011
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Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.
Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005
Get the soften the meat mug.A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008
Get the Sorenson mug.As in "What's your location?" Truckers ask other truckers this question in an attempt to triangulate smokey's location.
Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."
Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?
Bud: marker 27.
Jed: I got my eyes on.
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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting
Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?
Bud: marker 27.
Jed: I got my eyes on.
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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting
by Mr Major July 2, 2008
Get the often shortened to: "what's your 20?" mug.A word used by most girls born and raised in Shelf, When they get drunk they cannot say some words correct and come out with sorted-ish. Sorted-ish is pretty much a word to describe everything for example
"How are you?" .. "Sorted-ish"
"How was the bus?" .. "Sorted-ish"
It goes on and on.
"How are you?" .. "Sorted-ish"
"How was the bus?" .. "Sorted-ish"
It goes on and on.
Sorted-ish is pretty Sorted-ish
by Stephen Carter May 7, 2011
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