sortware

A ware which is physical and has purpose to help sorting things.

Hey Bob, what's your profession?
I am a sortware engineer.

by t-bone... June 16, 2016

Sortypants

A highly organized, goal oriented person.

"Right from now on I'm going to be a right little sortypants and get things done!"

by Matty Groves June 7, 2016

Sortofsky

anything resembling russia or russian culture

i remember one pof those sortofsky guys standing by the bar cheering for Putin

by kelamist February 22, 2020

Force-sorting

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.

I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.

by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit

I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.

by Eggroy March 2, 2017

out of sorts

a) to be out of sorts means in an unhappy mood;
b) To be slightly ill or slightly unhappy.

Related vocabulary: get up on the wrong side of (the) bed

a) "He was feeling a little tired and sore and out of sorts".

b) "I've been feeling tired and headachy and generally out of sorts".

by Lewiosa January 19, 2014

sortbag

an attractive member of the opposite sex who you would give a good rogering

"You see that girl over there?"
"Yeah total sortbag!"

by sortbaggg April 27, 2009